Who the hell is Juggy?!

Juggy (or Jugg R. Naught in comic book life) used to be a villainous mutant who wreaked havoc on the population and terrorized the hearts and minds of people everywhere using his super-mutant strength. It was only until recently that he decided to take his early retirement since he can no longer keep up with those pesky mutants on the good side foiling his every move and eventually getting his ass kicked in the end.


With nothing else to do, he focused his attention to toy collecting and found himself hooked to this hobby ever since. But what seems to be a normal hobby became an obsession to Juggy and he despised the fact that everyone wanted the same toy or figure for themselves and for their collection!... until he came up with a devious plan that will change the course of toy collecting, according to Juggy, forever!


With his huge pension, brute force and vast array of very exclusive toys and figures, he forced his way up the ranks to become the supreme toy collector in the entire solar system!


He's unstoppable! He's arrogant! He's annoying! And his ego is as big as his comic book features!


And this is his (wacky) story....


(* Disclaimer: Obviously the stories, names, characters and situations in this parody are entirely fictitious and any similarities found in relation to dead or living individuals are purely coincidental.)